Clothing HornBlasters threads. Our clothes are made of 100% cotton and are perfect for rocking out at any occasion. | ||
 Honk if you what? I can't even tell you how much attention this shirt gets you. Get yours today!   |  It's back. It's fingers are ready, it's thumb is tucked out of the way, and its ready to SHOCK. (May not be suitable for family reunions, dinners, dates, hitting on anything with an IQ over 80, the zoo, your mom, inside, outside, aliens, actually anywhere.. just kidding, thats why you want it right?) |  Ever want to say something and realize you just can't? This T-Shirt gives you the perfect weapon in disguise... |
 2XL and up Shocker shirts! Get yours today! |  So you think our shirts are too small, huh? Guess again! 2XL and up are available here. |  XXL and up? No problem! Just check out this page and we've got you covered (literally) |
 Stylish trucker hat that lets everyone know exactly what you're trying to say. | ||
PayPal PayPal gift certificates allow you to give your family or friends a HornBlasters gift while leaving the specifics up to them. | ||
Terror On The Streets Our Controversial DVD | ||
 The horror, the tragedy, the... insanely amazing DVD that will rock your world not just once but more times that you can count! This DVD is one of the funniest things ever made! | ||
Novelty Items Make your life more fun! | ||
 Imagine ten years of sewage from New York City stuffed into a small little bottle. That's not even close. | ||
Packages All the HornBlasters gear you could ever need, all in one place. | ||
 A complete set of HornBlasters gear! Everything the die hard fan needs and then some! (Yes it is all that and a bag of potato chips) | ||
Out of Stock Notice The items below are out of stock; however some of them may be able to be special ordered. Any of the items below display a "Special Order" button can be ordered specifically for you. To check availability please feel free to call us (US) toll free at 1-877-209-8179 or internationally at +1 (813) 783-8058 and we' be more than happy to check for you. | ||
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 Sexy doesn't even cut it. You want to get laid? Where this! (Only females may apply)  | ||
