UNBELIEVABLE!!
I really love my horns and my wife HATES THEM. All the more reason I love them more... Just kidding.....but this is NO JOKE!!
I went to pick up a used printer from a lady in town, and her adult son brought it out. She had to sign to him because he is completely DEAF. He waled past the front of my truck and saw the 6" chrome beagle on my hood and said he liked it. I asked if he wanted to hear it, and Mom signed the question. He said, "yes," and I said it would be loud. she said, "He's deaf," like I was crazy to say it. So she told him anyway.
I blew the horn with the remote on the key fob, and the deaf guy JUMPED when it blew. He laughed like a son of a
...!!! Funniest thing I ever saw.
I have had more fun with that horn that any other accessory I put on my truck, including the sound system!
Larry Murray
West Palm Beach, FL
Horn Blasters Fanmail
My friend emailed me your link and I laughed my head off. Yeah those
hate mails are interesting too, can't figure out the hatred from those
people. I like that Ford Police Interceptor you cruise in too. Keep up
the fun!
Steve H.
Huntington Beach, CA
my conductor set
My brother and I finished installing my train conductor horn kit, and I must say, the hornblaster video's do the real sound of these horns NO JUSTICE. I started ruining peoples underwear Saturday night shortly after the install, even after I told myself I wouldn't do it, the temptation is more than overwhealming. I did set some concrete rules though. NO old people, and NO freeway honks, unless it's just me and an 18 wheeler. My brother can hear me coming over 4 miles away. I had to get my oil changed, and the place I took my truck to has a policy to where they drive your vehicle into the garage and honk the horn before they proceed. Man, it was like giving someone else a loaded weapon they thought was empty. I must say, this is the best accessory, as well as the most easiest and complete item I have ever put on a vehicle. Thanks HB. NOW, when you start making ferry and big boat horns, AKA the 6-B, ill be the first one to purchase. Thanks again.
James H.
Spring Tx.
Best thing I've seen in a long time!!!
I just have to send this message to you guys at HornBlasters.com. Your videos made me laugh so damn hard, even at work, i had tears coming out of my F'n eyes!!! ahahahah My Co-Workers were cracking up! I had to stop watching those videos before i got too loud. Thanks for a great website! Keep up the good work guys!
-Paul P.
No Subject
Thank you for making people laugh without having to spend 50 u.s. dollars to ride a coaster in some funked up funland park or buy a huge bag of something. this is good ole straight up laugh and shit my pants fun. and ill get you back fuckers.... bwhahahahahahaha
Steve
Ocala, Florida
What a blast!
Matt,
I just received my newest set of horns. Your teams are truly awesome in getting this here so quickly. I hope to provide you with install pictures soon. Looking forward to the install over the next few weeks, the weather is quite wet and chilly. Keeping you posted.
BTW - Who are those people in the "hate mail" url? It seems their parents and or their childhood was truly a waste of time. My thought is this…Do what you want but do not kill yourself.
Regards,
Rueben D.
comment
yes your product is noise pollution. yes your product pisses a lot of people off. but who gives a shit? i like your product and im going to buy one of your horns. it's good to be pissed off or scared once in a while. good for your heart. by the way i seen your videos the whole family gathered to watch them. would be great on americas funniest videos. and yes it is noise pollution but throwing trash out the window is pollution too. and just to let u know im a christian and the video about satan didn't offend me at all. REAL christians don't judge others. thats gods job. great job keep up the good work.
Howdy.
I am looking to get me a real loud.. whatchyou call em’ horn blasters. Came across yer card and I think you might just got what I’m looking for. Train Horns for yer ride. Nothing like a train horn.
The unhappy individuals writing hatemail.
I saw your videos and they are pretty freakin funny, I hope I can get me a set of horns soon for my behemoth suburban.But I must say that I read the hatemail and must say that thoes people need to ease up, jeez man, it's just harmless fun,ofcourse nobody should lay on one of them babies for an extended period of time(they are just too dang loud)but just a little split second "blast" won't hurt anybody. The one "touched" indivudal that supposedly had some kind of "episode" and said he would like to kill you should be freakin locked up asap, this dude is not ready to be out in public places. I swear, people need to lighten up, this is just harmless fun. ROCK ON GUYS!!! Hope to have me a set soon.
Best regards,Joe Rosson.
Horn
You know…I was actually considering buying a horn from you until I got to that clip where the IDIOT was extolling the virtues of Satan. That’s what we call in the business world as NO SALE, I’ll buy one somewhere else. You have a lot to learn about business and how not to offend your potential customers. With business practices like that you won’t go far.
Black 3 Chime Train Horn
Just wanted to let you know how impressed I was with the Train Horn Kit that I received from you guys. I installed it on my 2000 Jetta VR6 after I got sick of all the masshole's I have to commute with to work. The install was a bit tricky given the small size and compactness of the Jetta, but I was able to fit those massive horns in a snug place under my battery and run all the wire and lines back to the compressor in the trunk. It only took about 5 hours from opening the box to the first blast! All I can say is WOW! It's frickin' loud! I've already had a few chances to use the horn on my commute. Had a lady yapping away on her cell phone, driving her Mercedes SUV try to swerve into my lane without looking. A nice blast from the train horn made her jump, probably also made her soil herself, and she promptly moved back into her lane! In addition, everyone surrounding me was equally surprised to hear the train blast and wondered where the hell it just came from! Now I'm thinking about getting a larger airtank and a bigger compressor so that I can enjoy more of that loudness even longer! Nice work guys and keep up the good work!
Derek
Owner of the loudest Jetta in Massachusetts.
finally I get some revenge
Hello Guys,
I'm an old guy getting ready to retire, but I want a train horn installed on my truck. Why? I am sick and tired of driving around, waiting, or even slowing down for those stupid and inconsiderate cyclist in the goofy pants and helmets that think they have as much right on the highway as regular traffic that is going 2 to 3 times their speed. I don't care if they travel in packs or all alone they need to be banished to sidewalks only. I can't wait to wake them up!
I'll be contacting you later,...
John P.
Argyle, TX
fan mail.
hi matt i seen your vids online and they rock. love the terror on street vids. what happened after you horned the policeman? did he arrest u?? or give u points on ur licence?
anyway love to see you guys here in uk sometime. if you do please come to north london it great area.
keep up the great work on terror on street vids they rock and so do you guys.
hope to see you hear soon.
matty from uk
comment
Hello. I am from the U.K. (England to you). I was playing around on a video
clip website and came across some of your contributions. It's not often I
feel compelled to complain like this but I am amazed at how inconsiderate,
infantile, and down right thick society has become when young men like you
find this sort of stuff amusing. It only confirms the stereotype of 'trash',
individuals who have failed to absorb any education, manners or sensitivy
during their adolescence.
Perhaps it's not your fault. Perhaps it's society's fault. You disappoint
me. You have no sense of wit whatsoever. My pity extends to you. Please try
and understand that there is a world out there who doesn't find you in any
way entertaining.
Thankyou for your time.
Hello and thank you
I am 37 years old and never laughed so loud after seeing your video on streetfire.net . Thank you and thank God we are in a country where we can "wake each other up and have a little fun"
I will be ordering a train horn sometime in the near future.
Thanks - Bill Hewes
Put a train lover in heaven
Matt~
I must say I loved the 3 Chime Chrome Trainhorn i was totally shocked when i opend the box an see how huge it was my
dad said their was no way in hell i was ever gonna get that under my truck.....but I did....I did have a hard time wiring it up cause the old
horn on my truck had a plug and not a whole lot of extra wire to do anything with but once we got it straigthen out....wham bam thank you mam.
and it sound great, an made a train lover feel what heaven is like. So thank you ever so much for a wonderful product, I love it an it was an excellent price
and quick delivery.
Thanks again
Aaron
Made my whole night!!!
Hey Matt,
This is Steve with the band "Sugar Bear" we performed tonight for the Fat Tuesday event at Harry's in Jacksonville.
Let me just tell you what a treat it was to hear the horns live tonight as Randy came through the parking lot.
As a musician for years in a rock band, even gunfire doesn't make us blink on stage, but those awesome horns shook up the whole scene tonight! Wow. I think we actually stopped mid-verse to address the sensory overload of noise. And I have experienced pros on board. Incredible. We don't stop for ANYTHING. Fights, riots, cops, you name it. Not tonight...we caved.
The venue was outdide and RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRAIN TRACKS, which as you can imagine added some nice over the top tension when the boys came blastin through. As for me personally, I knew almost instantly what went down. I have been enjoying your videos for some time now and quickly put it together in my head (after I shit my pants) that you guys were there. It got me going and I told our crowd (about 85+) that the best site on the internet today was "hornblasters.com ."
Hey man, I don't jock anyone but this is honest to goodness, REAL clean fun, and I hope you have great success with your kit sales and DVD's.
I have always said that "freedom of speech includes volume", but you guys absolutely fucking slay me.
If we can do anything to help promote your products or videos consider the talents of a seasoned Jacksonville, FL band at your disposal.
(P.S. Congats on the AOL mainpage write-up, you know you love it..)
God that was great.
Still laughin,
Steve McDowell
Love the horns I got
I recieved my psycoblaster horns yesterday and installed them on my car.
Everything works great. I love them. I "stumbled" on your web site and
thought long and hard if I wanted to get the horns, I'm glad I got them.
Money well spent. I honked the horns at work this morning and the only
responce I got from me co-workers was "Damn, them things are LOUD!" Once
again great product.
Kenneth Esslinger
Columbus, NE
the Definition of pollution
hi it's Joe
the Definition of pollution
The act or process of polluting or the state of being polluted, especially the contamination of soil, water, or the atmosphere by the discharge of harmful substances .
your car pollutes more then a air horn.
A air horn uses air to make sound waves
that are not harmful but can be painful = scarred. ha ha
No more, tree Huggers !
It takes 4 hours non stop at 115db (car alarm)
to do damage to your ears
Thanks
I ordered your conductor special and WOW does it sound great, i just wanted to thank you for it. IT worked flawlessly the first time I put it together, its just great. When you tell people its loud and to get ready it still makes em jump when you
flip the switch ... here are some pictures of my Civic that i put it on. Yes i know i should secure it better than just zip ties and screws but you know, you use what you have, and when your car has no real room for the horns your fit them where
you can . But it works great and so far they have not moved an inch. Thanks.
Hey Matt, thanks
Hey Matt, I want to thanks you guys for the great service and most of all the horns...
these horns are great. I haven't had this much fun in a long ass time...I even got my wife into it LMAO!!! she got me the horns as a christmas gift. I installed them and that afternoon on our way to see some friends a guy in a rig thought he has funny and tried to muscle his way into my lane...he got a nice blast ...hahahaha!when i pulled past him he hit his horn and said DAMN! your horns r louder than mine...HAHAHA!!! I just Love your products.
THANKS AGAIN
Alex / Miami, Fl.
Train horns
I told you guys that I would send you some pics of the install I did with the kit I bought from you. By the way, I love the damn things. I bought this wagon and my wife told me that she would never ride in it. Well, the first time I blew those horns, she was hooked, she loves to ride in the wagon now, LOL!
Here are a couple of pics of my install.
Thanks again, look for me in the near future for another set for the Caprice.
Des
Ft. Walton Beach, FL
i have bi polar disorder and your shit fuckin made episode
your shit made me have a manic episode and i wrote a bunch of letters
you might be glad that it didn't happen in your presence...you'd be beat
up at the very least....when manic people have episodes it is like more
strength than any amount of adrenalin so beware of people like me i am
common and you will get it some day if you keep it up this horn thing
will get you killed for sure...
even now i still feel like i want to kill you and my manic state has
eased up.... you best not meet me on the street I will likely kill you
not a threat it is just the truth....
i have been in the hospital many times....your type
i don't want to go for murder but you may make it happen....
im fixing to change adress anyway so go ahead and horn me prick
your video crap is the worst plauge since god know what
what is your trip with fucking scaring inocent people on the street
don't you have better things to do if not you should die.
(no subject)
your shit has got me so mad it is a good thing i can't kill you on the
spot i would....
many people have started carrying guns you shit is goint to get someone
killed for suire I'd shoo the fuckers who horned me.....if i could.....i
shurely would i am so mad right now it is not funny
Idiots
Just come across your videos and you should be prosecuted! Noise is a pollutant and it's not at all funny to scare people! You or others using these stupid horns will cause an accident or cause somebody to have a coronary! Idiots!!
how to stop traffic
Hi Matt, Thanks again for the order. I would like to tell you the story about my trip to lunch a few days ago. I have a 94 Honda Ferio(RHD shiped from Japan; pictures of install to follow) and its a small car. A friend of mine came by my work to goto lunch with me one day last week. As we were driving down FM1960(Houston, TX) we came up on some stoped traffic and it just so happened to be by some railroad tracks. So I do my job of crossing the tracks by blowing the horn(conductors special). and it cleared the traffic right up. As I look in my rearview mirror I was astonished to see the traffic(all 3 lanes) were stoped at the tracks. I then look to the other side of the street and see the same thing. My friend and I started busting out loud. I stoped 6 lanes of traffic with 2 horn blasts. This is a great horn set. I love it. FM1960 is one of the busiest roads in Houston, and I was able to get everyone to stop. Anywho, it was fun and I will do it again soon, I am sure of it. BTW, I have also communicated with a train, and scared the crap out of ppl.
I goto alot of car shows with my car and it is always a hit. All my friends know when I enter the parking lot. They always want me to hit the horn, however sometimes I flick my little paddle switch and blow the factory horn. They all look funny standing there with there hands over there ears and all they hear is a whimpy Honda horn. Evereyone looks at them funny til I hit the train horn. Thanks again, and I look forward to doing more business with you soon.
David
The Ground Shakes...
Hi Matt. Just finished the install of your horns and everything works flawlessly. The first time I pulled the switch, I knew it was coming and I still made myself jump. I'm amazed at how I can feel the power of the horns through the ground. I was stopped next to a semi, so I signaled for him to honk his horn. I wish you could have seen his face when I honked back. These horns are awesome! Thanks for the great deal,
-Chris
Your Horns Are The Loudest!
We just completed another installation of your horns. We've now done 10 of them and have had no problems with anything. Your kits fit well and sound great. We've carried other air horns in the past and none of them come close to your product. Thank you Matt!
Rick Merrill, Owner
Altitude Adjustments Off Road & Performance
1035 Harbor Lake Dr. Suite E
Safety Harbor, Florida 34695
727-487-3947 Phone
352-666-7269 Fax
Loud as HELL
Hi Matt, I just wanted you to Know that These horns are the F@#^ing great.
I have scrared the shit out of so many people, I even made a train blow his
horn at me. I just regret not getting the conductors special .I am 110%
satisfied. You have a awsome product and very fast shipping, if anybody
thinks other wise they are just full of shit. Especially Mr. BOB who
apparently frowns upon having a little fun. Anyway thanks again and dont
change a thing.
-Brian Ellis
Great Horns
This is Angel the guy from Tampa with the red F-150 I just finished installing the horns tonight and maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn what a blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can actually feel the pressure from the horns if you stand next to the truck, these things are loud as F@#* !!!! I let the tank and compressor fill up and hit it for the first time and man those horns sound good as hell!! my whole neighborhood section came out to see what was going on outside, well since 7 pm tonight till now 11 pm I have scared about six people, one guy at the gas station while pumping gas my girlfriend hit the horn and he must of jumped at least two feet of the ground, the funniest one was a school bus full of kids I blew the horns right next to them and all I heard was screaming coming out of the bus,All I am waiting for is for someone to be riding a bike down the street so I can just blow it once...... hey I appreciate the product it is going to be fun having these horns, thank you very much, I will definitely advertise for you, if you ever need a DJ for a party, car show, etc. give me a call.
Bay to Bay DJ service
Angel Trueba Jr.
813-477-3728
email: baytobaydjservice at yahoo.com
thanks again for a wonderful product I will be buying from you soon a bigger air tanks, feel free to post this letter up on your site.
Thanks ,
Angel....
Excelsior!
I just tested the calliope I made from your black train horn kit by
locking it up in a building with all doors and windows shut. It is an
absolute crotchslammer!
In Delaware, it is, unfortunately legal to play loud and obnoxious
music before 11 PM. I live out in the country in an attempt to get away
from having to hear urban music which metastasizes out into the
countryside and into our homes. I had a problem with neighbors with their
MTV hip hop music contaminating my environment but not anymore. Because
loud music is legal and the police and courts refuse to stop it, I
retaliate against their disco drums by playing my musical compositions
over the calliope that I made and my music is louder than the freight
train horns of the railroad nearly half a mile away. These horns will
probably never have to be used again after their first use because, like
an arsenal of hydrogen bombs during the Cold War, the neighbors
understanding that I have them and that I will use them any time I hear
their music is a splendid deterrence.
Check out the ending of the DVD I sent you of my wife - whose acting
skills are so vastly superior to mine - doing a merciless imitation of a
low class neighbor being caused to suffer an emunctory vicissitude in her
galligaskins upon being surprised by the horns.
Barney Vincelette
Awesome
Matt,
Bought the Psychoblasters as a kit from e-bay and followed the links back to your site. Installed the little bastards pointing to the right side of my Tahoe, and these things rock. I have never been flipped more in my life until know. It makes driving home from work and to shows a blast, and when I set the alarm it can meke people jump to the fuckin moon. Thanks for a great product and soon to be upgrading to the train horns.
JOWEE
Photographer/Editor
www.ministyle.com
THANKS AGAIN
THIS IS IRV WITH THE SUBURBAN. I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND MY WIFE TOLD ME SHE CALLED YOU TODAY. THAT WAS WAY OUT OF LINE AND I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER CALLING AND BEING RUDE ON THE PHONE. SHE THINKS THE HORNS ARE STUPID AND DOESNT LIKE ME HONKING AT PEOPLE. OUR NEIGHBORS TO THE LEFT AND ACROSS THE STREET HAVE BOTH CALLED THE COPS ON ME. THEY CAN EAT MY ASS BECAUSE THE COP SAYS THAT IF IT'S BEFORE 10:00PM THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT. LEMME TELL YA MAN THESE HORNS YOU GOT ARE NO JOKE, I BLAST THESE PRICKS EVERYDAY OUT HERE ON THE LONG ISLAND EXPRESSWAY. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD GET EXCITED BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT ME OFF. I THINK TRAFFIC IS REALLY STARTING TO IMPROVE OUT HERE BECAUSE OF THESE HORNS. THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL OF YOUR HELP.
All That and more
Matt,
Hey there this is Jim , I purchased a train horn from you last month after finding your site on the internet. I just wanted to follow up with you and say that I love the horns! They are actually louder then I had hoped even.I scare the pants off of people everywhere I go. Thanks again for all of your help. Feel free to share this letter on your website. I wish everyone ran their business like you run yours.
-Jim
locomotive horn kit
All i can say is DAMN! Fast shipment & good service! I didn't think these horns would be as loud as they are! But DAMN! Driving by a golf course, these horns had EVEYERONES attention! Thanx Matt!
AIR HORNS
HEY MATT JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE AN AIR HORN SET UP ON MY RIDE THE COMPRESSOR I BOUGHT FROM YOU IS AWESOME I COULDN,T ASK FOR MORE JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB AND TAKING CARE OF CUSTOMERS LIKE ME THANKS AGAIN SEE YA RICK KIDNEY
your shitty product
don't like your HORN product. I don't like the idea. It's NOT safe. You need to find something else to do with your time. Somewhere along the way you'll see (the hard way) that it's not a safe or good idea to be doing this. Train horns are a SAFETY warning for TRAINS! You're not suppose to scare the shit out of people.
Here's an idea, how about i come to your work with an air horn and scare the shit out of you?????
Would you enjoy that?
Grow up.
I'll be contacting Tampa
Holy Shit
Matt
Jesus Christ! I got the horns on Friday like you said and did not start putting them on until Saturday. I just finished the install about an hour ago.
Let me paint you a picture. I've been working on this setup for about 4 hours now in the driveway. My wife is cleaning under the hood
of her restored Nova and my kid is playing at a neighbors and another neighbor is doing yard work across the street. I'm under the
bed of my Dodge on a creeper trying to figure out why the solenoid will not open. Perhaps my big mistake was using a On/Off Toggle switch
opposed to the momentary switch you recommended. I notice a bad Ground connection on one side of the valve so I re-crimp the spade to it.
HOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
well I seemed to have left the Toggle switch in the "on" position so when I fixed the ground the horns signaled. Well needless to say I got
out from under that truck real fast, the only thing I could hear over the ringing in my ears was my wife cussing because the sound
made her jump and hit her head on the hood of the Nova. My neighbors across the street came running over and my dog was no where to be
found.
I can't tell you how happy I was because of all this. I truly cannot believe how loud and authentic these horns sound. I really thought you were
jerking my chain when you told me about them. I was wrong. As the swelling bump/egg on my wife's head grows I can only thank you for
my new favorite toy. After telling my immediate family this morning about what had happened everyone came over after church to hear the
horns in person. I can't wait to show the guys at work tomorrow. Thank you again for all of your help and the care you took in handling my
horns. Feel free to put this letter up on your website with the others!
James Fields
Not loud enough...lol
Hi Mathew,
I finally had the time to install the Train Horns in my 2002 Dodge Ram 1500 4x4 that I purchased from you. I installed them right off the frame down below the grill on two L-brackets. I installed the compresser off the frame near the rear door on the drivers side.
I thought they were going to be loud.........but they just blew me away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG sound for a BIG TRUCK...Thats the way it ought to be.
Thanks for a great product.
Jim
New Life
Hi Matt. We have been having a lot of fun with the horns. I think we started a cattle stampede going through farm country. I can't describe to you how cranky my father has been this past few years. He's been so upset with life lately until recently when we got him a set of your horns as a gift for his truck. He spends his days now driving around town waiting to scare people. It's brought so much joy into his life. It's his favorite posession and his most popular conversation piece. Again thanks for the time you have spent helping us. We really appreciate it.
Linda in Washington
Train Horns
Hello,
Just wanted to let you know I received the kit last Friday afternoon as you promised. I did not waste anytime and installed it that night.
To say that I am impressed is an UNDERSTATEMENT!
These horns kick severe ass!
I wish I had a camera with me to show you the reaction of the first guy who walked out in front of my Excursion and got to FEEL the horns full effect. I am sure he had to was his underwear twice to get the stains out.
You description of everything was VERY accurate and appreciated. If you ever need a referral on this product for potential costumers feel free to give them my e-mail address.
Thanks again,
Ric
RE: Train Horns
Matt,
I installed your train horns on my peterbilt 330, which is a small
version, bigger than a pick-up, smaller than the extra large semi. You
advised me to use the trucks air supply rather than purchasing the
compressor as I did with my dodge.
You can't fucken believe it!
I was traveling perpendicular on highway forty-nine to a train over pass
and saw an Amtrak train, I blew my horn twice and the engineer blew back
twice, his co-pilot gave an enthusiastic high five. I am having a blast,
no pun intended. The communication with the train was an A+, but having
rude people try to cut me of is rewarding knowing that they have to
clean the shit out of their pants when finished.
Thanks,
Kendy